Wednesday, February 11, 2009


Well.. the latest adventure was a trip to Victoria where they have a bunny problem at the University of Victoria. The little guys are everywhere. The rumours are true: you let a few out and *whammo* there's thousands.

As you may know, I've been getting into meat and wild animals and the various ways to get them and prepare them. Well, after some unsuccessful waiting in a tree for some deer, my wingman and I decided to go where there's a sure thing. It's also nice to not kill our precious wild creatures unless you need to. These bunnies, however, are out of balance.

The trick is, in case anyone wants to go, is to lure them in with some lettuce or something. Almost anything will do; they're quite curious. Then when they get close enough... a 2x4 or bit of pipe will do. It may seem cruel, but it is the quickest and least conspicuous.

They have beautiful furs and make a delicious stew. They are free and plentiful.

We got seven. Still eating them.

We also went for some ducks. But they were already full by the time we got there. The peacocks were eating out of our hands, though. We thought that might land us in some shit. Maybe next time.

Clams are also on the menu... very exciting. I prefer the Manhattan.

Live well. Eat local.